Stationed in Okinawa, Japan, my son and his wife were expecting their first baby. I was elated when he called me at work with the news of my grandchild`s birth. I took down all the statistics and turned to relate it all to my co-workers."I`m a grandmother!" I declared. "It`s a baby girl, and she weighs five pounds.""When was she born?" someone asked.Recalling the date my son told me, I stopped, looked at the calendar, and said in amazement, "Tomorrow!"
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